Seems that they (whoever they are) are rewriting the splendid works of Roald Dahl and Ian Fleming to make them more PC (no, not Paul Chambers) which got me to wondering how these people would deal with the jazz world.
Gordon Goodwin's Ginormous Band?
Pleasingly Plump Hayes?
V.C. [vertically challenged] Rogers?
Kilometres Davis (in Europe)?
Then again, how would they deal with the various Johns, Johnnys and Dicks?
Just thinkin' Lance