Over the years Alan Barnes has played countless gigs across the north east of England. Readers who've heard the hugely popular Barnes in concert will attest to his talents as a stand-up comic. At one such Jazz North East gig at Newcastle's Corner House - was it in the 80s or 90s? - the multi-reedsman was in fine form, musically, of course, but also with a stream of one-liners and tall stories. One gem in particular had the packed function room in stitches long before the punchline...
The set-up, from memory is a little hazy, nevertheless it went something like this: Last week I was on a gig at the Naturist Foundation. I was chatting to a bloke when he said "Have you read Marx?" "Possibly", I replied, "I've been sitting on that park bench over there".
Russell
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