I took a seat on the bandstand and the guy who seemed to be the leader handed me a sheet of music.
I apologised and said "I don't read music,"
"Then you'll just have to busk" he replied.
I made to leave.
"Where're you going?"
"You told me to busk - I usually do okay outside the station."
"Not that kind of busking, just sit down and play as you feel"
They booked me for their next gig - I guess there aren't too many jazz alpine horn players around.
The leader explained the universal language used to indicate the key signature - whatever that was.
Three fingers down indicated Eb, two fingers down was Bb and C was signified by forming the letter C with thumb and forefinger. For the sharp keys (#) one finger up was G and two fingers was D ... D seemed to be their favourite when I stood up to play!
"Do you play jazz?"
"No, but I drive one (Hyundai)."
"Can you improvise?"
"Yes, especially when my wife asks me why I stayed out all night - we were having a blow darling!"
I'm looking for a gig, a divorce and a music teacher - Andy Orfell
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