I've got this new chat up line for when I go to a jazz club - or any other club/pub. When the girl on the door says "Can I have your phone number?" quick as a flash I reply and say, "Sure, can I have yours?"
This gets varied responses: a) she gives me the number of the pub/club; b) she yawns - she's heard it all before; c) and this is the 100-1 outsider, she flutters her eyelids and says it's xxxxx xxx xxx.
Bingo!
You enjoy the gig, these guys have never played better - you float home on a cloud.
The next day, you ring, you meet, and when you do meet, face to face, it mutually dawns that both of you were wearing masks when you first met!
"Must go, socially distancing you know (I'll try the Folk Club tomorrow)".
"Yes me too, I've got some shopping to do".
Lance
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