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Ludovic Beier (Django Festival Allstars): ''Manouche means 'free man,' and gypsies have been travelers since they migrated west from India to Europe.'' (DownBeat March, 2026)

The Things They Say!

This is a good opportunity to say thanks to BSH for their support of the jazz scene in the North East (and beyond) - it's no exaggeration to say that if it wasn't for them many, many fine musicians, bands and projects across a huge cross section of jazz wouldn't be getting reviewed at all, because we're in the "desolate"(!) North. (M & SSBB on F/book 23/12/24)

Postage

18361 (and counting) posts since we started blogging 18 years ago. 215 of them this year alone and, so far this month (Mar. 8 ), 25

From This Moment On ...

March

Thu 12: Boomslang @ The Black Swan, Newcastle. 7:30pm. Free.
Thu 12: Ray Stubbs R&B All Stars @ The Mill Tavern, Hebburn. 8:30pm. Free.

Fri 13: Paul Skerritt Quartet @ Bishop Auckland Methodist Church. 1:00pm . £9.00.
Fri 13: The SH#RP Collective @ Jesmond Library, Newcastle. 1:00pm. £5.00.
Fri 13: Classic Swing @ Cullercoats Crescent Club. 1:00pm. Free.
Fri 13: Rendezvous Jazz @ The Monkseaton Arms. 1:00pm. Free.
Fri 13: New Orleans Preservation Jazz Band @ The Oxbridge Hotel, Stockton. 1:00pm. £5.00.
Fri 13: Soothsayers + Rookie Numbers @ Cobalt Studios, Newcastle. 7:00pm (doors). £17.51., £14.33., £11.16.

Sat 14: The Too Bad Jims @ Claypath Deli, Durham. 7:00pm (6:30pm doors). £13.20., £11.00. R&B.
Sat 14: NUJO @ Venue, Newcastle University Students’ Union. Time TBC. £15.00. supporter; £10.00. standard; £5.00. student. Seated event.

Sun 15: Michael Young Trio @ The Engine Room, Sunderland. 2:30pm. Free.
Sun 15: The Too Bad Jims @ The Georgian Theatre, Stockton. 3:00pm. £12.00. R&B.
Sun 15: 4B @ The Ticket Office, Whitley Bay. 3:00pm. Free.
Sun 15: Rebecca Poole @ The Globe, Newcastle. 8:00pm. £14.00., £12.00., £7.00. Poole w. Dean Stockdale & Ken Marley. CANCELLED!

Mon 16: Milne Glendinning Band @ Yamaha Music School, Blyth. 1:00pm.
Mon 16: Friends of Jazz @ Cullercoats Crescent Club. 1:00pm. Free.
Mon 16: Russ Morgan Quartet @ The Black Bull, Blaydon. 8:00pm. £10.00.

Tue 17: Jam session @ The Black Swan, Newcastle. 7:30pm. Free. House trio: Alan Law (piano); Paul Grainger (double bass); Scotty Adair (drums).

Wed 18: Vieux Carré Jazzmen @ Cullercoats Crescent Club. 1:00pm. Free.
Wed 18: Darlington Big Band @ Darlington & Simpson Rolling Mills Social Club, Darlington. 7:00pm. Free. Rehearsal session (open to the public).
Wed 18: The ’58 Jazz Collective @ Hartlepool Cricket Club, West Park, 7:30pm. £7.00.
Wed 18: Brand New Heavies @ The Glasshouse, Gateshead. 7:30pm.
Wed 18: Take it to the Bridge @ The Globe, Newcastle. 7:30pm. Free.

Reviewers wanted

Whilst BSH attempts to cover as many gigs, festivals and albums as possible, to make the site even more comprehensive we need more 'boots on the ground' to cover the albums seeking review - a large percentage of which never get heard - report on gigs or just to air your views on anything jazz related. Interested? then please get in touch. Contact details are on the blog. Look forward to hearing from you. Lance

Monday, June 23, 2025

Carlton Kirby's True Tales of the Tour de France @ Gosforth Civic Theatre - June 23

Eurosport cycling commentator Carlton Kirby's UK tour delighted a sold-out Gosforth Civic Theatre with his hilarious reflections on his 25 years commentating on the world's greatest cycle race - the Tour de France - as well as other classic bike races. Widescreen images at the back of the stage were shown to emphasise various points of interest.

Seemingly every UK venue is/was sold-out apart from Taunton. The audience was, agewise, not unlike a jazz audience - to qualify as a youngster you had to be under 50!

Indeed cycling and jazz have much in common. Both require intense training/practice as well as the ability to improvise to extricate yourself from difficult situations such as cycling up an Alpine pass faster than your competitors or negotiating a new and complex set of chord changes.

Kirby proved to be a natural raconteur as he spoke of his fellow broadcasters' idiosyncrasies. Sean Kelly in particular was the butt of his urinal humour. Kirby's sidekick, Duncan Steer, fed the questions which, after the interval, had been submitted by members of the audience.

Kirby's replies were witty and the questions themselves suggested that a large percentage of the audience were Eurosport viewers - particularly in July.

Kirby is also the author of a couple of cycling books that seemed to be selling well during the interval. 

The rapturous applause at the end was well-earned. Lance 

2 comments :

Russell said...

Did Kirby or anyone else arrive at GCT by bike?

Lance said...

Kirby would have required a trailer to carry his merchandise (books) and, had they been cash sales, a Brinks truck to take the proceeds home. There may have been someone who arrived by bike - there were plenty of geezers in shorts - but most were probably, like myself, recalling days gone by. I don't think Kirby was ever a serious cyclist and, like music and other sports, you don't have to have gigged at Ronnie's or scored a century at Lords to talk about the drama or the artistry evolving before your very eyes and Kirby did that brilliantly drawing many chuckles and guffaws from what seemed to be a knowledgeable audience.

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