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Today Monday January 20

Afternoon

Jazz

Jazz in the Afternoon - Cullercoats Crescent Club, 1 Hudleston, Cullercoats NE30 4QS. Tel: 0191 253 0242. 1:00pm. Free admission.

Evening

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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

On Safari in Pink Lane.

You should have been in Jazz Café on Sunday! Three young Chinese students (girls) screamed "It's a bat!" It wasn't of course, it was a very large Queen Bee. The bee settled between the back of the bench seat and the window. 
Enter the Great White Hunter - Keith Crombie. Alas, even his attempts to encase the enormous insect inside a pint glass failed and it looked like Rentakill or a Rapid Response Squad (they know where the Jazz Café is) may have had to be called in. However, a very brave student managed to get the honeybearer into the glass and whip a CD over the top to stop it escaping whereupon it was subsequently released into the wild - Pink Lane.
When one of the girls said "What happens if it tries to get back in"? Crombie said that he wouldn't let it in as it didn't have a student's union card. 
There are moments when KC does have a sense of humour.
Lance.
PS: I've re-posted it here for the benefit of those not on Facebook.

3 comments :

Jason Tenniswood Isaacs (on Facebook). said...

I heard it was buzzing in there.

Ann Alex said...

Did the bee sing 'You are my honey honeysuckle, I am the bee'?

Lance said...

Hardly Ann - this was the Jazz Café so naturally it sang Bee-Bop.