“I need a stick - we've got a
booking!”
“What for – substance abuse?”
“No, the group's playing at this
club.”
“Ah! you mean a gig?”
“What's one of them like?”
“A gig is when you move towards
musical respectability.”
“What's he on about? I only want to
buy a fuckin' drumstick!”
"We don't sell drum sticks separately - sir"
"What? You've gotta buy a pair when only one's broke! - rip-off merchants you lot."
"Goodbye Buddy."
"My name's not Buddy,"
" No I didn't think it was - Ringo."
Lance Totally untrue but not too far away...
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