The passing of Mike Carr (seen here with guitarist Willie Payne) reminded me of some emails we exchanged a few years ago. His friend Adrian had collated a lot of quotes which Mike hoped would make me laugh as much as they did him.
Well Mike, they certainly did - and still do. Thank You.
Lance.
"Never look at the trombones, it only encourages them."
Richard Strauss.
"One of the perks of being an unemployed musician is that you get to play much less bad music." Jack Daney.
"One of the perks of being an unemployed musician is that you get to play much less bad music." Jack Daney.
"After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the
inexpressible is music." Aldous Huxley.
"Music is, by its very nature, essentially powerless to express
anything at all. Music expresses itself. “Igor Stravinsky.
"Hell is full of musical amateurs." George Bernard Shaw.
"The drummer drives. Everybody else rides!" Panama Francis.
"Some days you get up and put the horn to
your chops and it sounds pretty good and you win. Some days you try and nothing
works and the horn wins. This goes on and on and then you die and the horn wins."
Dizzy Gillespie on playing the trumpet.
"Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one."
Duke Ellington.
"Jazz is the only music in which the same note can be played night
after night but differently each time." Ornette Coleman.
"We never play anything the same way once. “Shelly Manne's
definition of jazz musicians.
"Someone who knows how to play the accordion, and doesn't." AI
Cohn's definition of a gentleman.
"Music is a very hard instrument." Vido Musso.
"The only tune they play in 4/4 is 'Take Five!"'
(unknown-talking about the Don Ellis band).
"If I could play like Wynton (Marsalis), I wouldn't play like
Wynton. Chet Baker.
"I'm too old to pimp, and too young to
die, so I'm just gonna' keep playin'. Clark Terry.
"A great teacher is one who realizes that he himself is also a
student and whose goal is not to dictate the answers, but to stimulate his
students creativity enough so that they go out and find the answers
themselves." Herbie Hancock.
"To be a musician is a curse. To NOT be one is even worse. Jack
Daney.
"Don't bother to look, I've composed all this already" Gustav
Mahler, to Bruno Walter who had stopped to admire mountain scenery in rural
Austria.
"I would rather play Chiquita Banana and
have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve." Xavier Cugat.
"Musicians talk of nothing but money and jobs. Give me businessmen
every time. They really are interested in music and art." Jean Sibelius,
explaining why he rarely invited musicians to his home.
"Only become.a musician if there is absolutely no other way you can
make a living." Kirke Mecham, on his life as a composer.
"I am not handsome, but when women hear me play, they come crawling
to my feet." Niccolo Paganini.
What is the voice of song, when the world lacks the ear of taste?"
Nathaniel Hawthorne.
"Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you
bought two or three seats." Victor Borge, playing to a half-filled house
in Flint, Michigan.
"If one hears bad music it is one's duty to drown it by one's
conversation. “Oscar Wilde.
"Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs
together." Mel Brooks.
"Life can't be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the
Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years." William F. Buckley,
Jr.
"You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh
and go slow." Oscar Levant, explaining his way out of a speeding
ticket.
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds." Mark Twain.
"Berlioz says nothing in his music, but he says it
magnificently." James Gibbons Hunekar.
"If a young man at the age of twenty-three can write a symphony
like that, in five years he will be ready to commit murder." Walter
Oamrosch on Aaron Copland.
"There are still so many beautiful things to be said in C
major." Sergei Prokofiev.
"I never use a score when conducting my orchestra. Does a lion
tamer enter a cage with a book on how to tame a lion?" Dimitri Mitropolous.
"God tells me how the music should sound, but you stand in
the way. “Arturo Toscanini to a trumpet player.
"Already too loud! “Bruno Walter at his first rehearsal with an
American orchestra, on seeing the players reaching for their instruments.
"I really don't know whether any place contains more pianists than
Paris, or whether you can find more asses and virtuosos anywhere."
Frederic Chopin.
"When she started to play, Steinway himself came down
personally and rubbed his name off the piano. “Bob Hope, on comedienne Phyllis DilIer.
"In opera, there is always too much singing." Claude
Debussy.
"Oh how wonderful, really wonderful opera would be if there were no
singers!" Giacchino Rossini.
"I think popular music in this country is
one of the few things in the twentieth century that has made giant strides in
reverse." Bing Crosby.
“A ponderous orchestral absurdity." Frank Zappa on his rock
symphony debuted by the Los Angeles Philharmonic.
"The bottom line of any country is, what did we contribute to the
world? We contributed Louis Armstrong." Tony Bennett.
"It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that swing!" - Duke
Ellington.
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