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David Bailey (photographer): ''When I was 16 I wanted to look like Chet Baker. He was my idol - him and James Dean.'' (Talking Pictures documentary : Four beats to the bar and no cheating April, 2026)

The Things They Say!

This is a good opportunity to say thanks to BSH for their support of the jazz scene in the North East (and beyond) - it's no exaggeration to say that if it wasn't for them many, many fine musicians, bands and projects across a huge cross section of jazz wouldn't be getting reviewed at all, because we're in the "desolate"(!) North. (M & SSBB on F/book 23/12/24)

Postage

18445 (and counting) posts since we started blogging 18 years ago. 309 of them this year alone and, so far this month (April 20 ) 43,

Reviewers wanted

Whilst BSH attempts to cover as many gigs, festivals and albums as possible, to make the site even more comprehensive we need more 'boots on the ground' to cover the albums seeking review - a large percentage of which never get heard - report on gigs or just to air your views on anything jazz related. Interested? then please get in touch. Contact details are on the blog. Look forward to hearing from you. Lance

From This Moment On

April

Wed 22: Vieux Carré Jazzmen @ Cullercoats Crescent Club. 1:00pm. Free.
Wed 22: Nubiyan Twist @ Digital, Newcastle. 7:00pm. £28.75 (inc. bf).
Wed 22: Darlington Big Band @ Darlington & Simpson Rolling Mills Social Club, Darlington. 7:00pm. Free. Rehearsal session (open to the public).
Wed 22: Daniel John Martin w. Swing Manouche @ Bishop Auckland Methodist Church. 7:30pm. Date, time & admission TBC.
Wed 22: Take it to the Bridge @ The Globe, Newcastle. 7:30pm. Free.

Thu 23: FILM: Big Mama Thornton: I Can’t Be Anyone But Me @ Tyneside Cinema, Newcastle. 6:15pm. Dir. Robert Clem (2025).
Thu 23: Castillo Nuevo Orquesta @ Pilgrim, Newcastle. £6.50. 7:30pm (doors).
Thu 23: Eva Fox & the Sound Hounds @ The Black Swan, Newcastle. 7:30pm. Free.
Thu 23: Jeremy McMurray’s Pocket Jazz Orchestra & Musicians Unlimited @ ARC, Stockton. 8:00pm. £19.00. inc. bf.

Fri 24: Noel Dennis Trio @ The Gala, Durham. 1:00pm. Dennis, Mark Willams, Andy Champion. SOLD OUT!
Fri 24: Classic Swing @ Cullercoats Crescent Club. 1:00pm. Free.
Fri 24: Rendezvous Jazz @ The Monkseaton Arms. 1:00pm. Free.
Fri 24: New Orleans Preservation Jazz Band @ The Oxbridge Hotel, Stockton. 1:00pm. £5.00.
Fri 24: Trio Grand @ Land of Oak & Iron, Winlaton. 6:00-9:00pm. Free.
Fri 24: Ben Vince + The Exu @ Cobalt Studios, Newcastle. 7:00pm (doors). £14.33., £11.16, £8.00. A ‘jazz adjacent’ gig!
Fri 24: Daniel John Martin w. Swing Manouche @ The Ship Isis, Sunderland. 7:30pm. £13.20 (inc. bf).
Fri 24: TBC @ The Traveller’s Rest, Darlington. 8:00pm.

Sat 25: Giles Strong Quartet @ Hindmarsh Hall, Alnmouth. 7:30pm. CANCELLED!
Sat 25: Daniel John Martin w. Swing Manouche @ The Old Cinema Launderette, Durham. 7:30pm (7:00pm doors). £13.20 (inc. bf).
Sat 25: ‘Portrait in Evans’: Noa Levy & Alan Barnes w. Paul Edis Trio @ The Glasshouse, Gateshead. 8:00pm. £24.00. Sage Two. ‘Portrait in Evans’. Levy, Barnes, Edis, Andy Champion & Steve Hanley.

Sun 26: Musicians Unlimited: Big Band Blast @ West Hartlepool RFC. 1:00-3:00pm . Free.
Sun 26: Daniel John Martin w. Swing Manouche @ Central Bar, Gateshead. 2:00pm. £10.00.
Sun 26: More Jam @ The Globe, Newcastle. 2:00pm. Free.
Sun 26: Ruth Lambert Trio @ Juke Shed, North Shields. 3:00pm. Free.
Sun 26: Ni Maxine + Nauta @ Cobalt Studios, Newcastle. 7:00pm. £17.51., £14.33., £11.16.
Sun 26: Joe Steels @ The Pele, Corbridge. 7:00pm. Free (donations direct to the musicians). Joe Steels & Friends.
Sun 26: C.A.L.I.E @ The Globe, Newcastle. 8:00pm. £16.00., £14.00., £7.00.

Mon 27: Friends of Jazz @ Cullercoats Crescent Club. 1:00pm. Free.
Mon 27: House of Blues @ the Globe, Newcastle. 7:00pm. £7.00., £5.00. advance. A student-led jazz session. ‘House of Blues’ is, perhaps, a misnomer.
Mon 27: Littlewood Trio @ Cluny 2, Newcastle. 7:30pm (doors). £10.00 + bf, £7.00. + bf.

Tue 28: Long/Remon/Zilker @ The Black Swan, Newcastle. 7:30pm. Free. Tom Remon plays Irish folk!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Further Trials of a Trainee Jazz Singer. (If there can be such a creature!)

Readers may remember the first episode, ‘Jazz singing easy-no way’, or perhaps you are all trying hard to forget. Well I can report that it’s getting a bit easier for us singers though I can’t speak for any listeners.
I can speak for any watchers though, because the other week we all stood in a line facing the large mirror in the classroom so that we could watch while we did a song. This is shot through with pain, but seems to be necessary for all singers, and probably musicians. After all, the audience has to look at you so you should be prepared to confront yourself. I looked quite cute and I appeared to be enjoying myself by putting a bit of drama into the song. My only concern was that I’m about four inches shorter than the other singers, which maybe accounts for the ‘cute’ appearance. I suppose this wouldn’t be as noticeable if I was on stage alone.
I was lost in admiration for the other singers who looked enthusiastic and sophisticated. Yet some people said they couldn’t bear to watch themselves. But this was an excellent exercise, as we were also acting as an audience for each other as well as observing ourselves, and breaking down all sorts of inhibitions in the process. Take heart, fellow singers!
At the start of the lesson two of us had to practise putting up our mike stand, which is an essential skill for a singer, a fact that had never occurred to me before. I don’t do machines, so this was a real trial. You do something magical to the middle of the stand and feet come down, then you stand it up and point the part that holds the mike in the right direction (which is the right direction?) I could never repeat this again, and I’d find it far easier to sing 4 songs straight off, but they’d be without a mike, so what’s the good of that? Must learn mike stand construction soon.
Then there was the bass guitar. I should explain that we get CD’s to practise with at home, rather like those that you can buy with music books from the shops. The CDs play the basic music and you sing along, and hope that the neighbours don’t knock on the wall. It works fine.
But last week it was different, we were introduced to a talented young bass guitarist to play for us. I think he was playing just bass chords, anyway it was something that bore little resemblance to what we were singing. This was difficult and we really had to LISTEN, but it worked, we all got through ‘Good Morning Heartache’. So our chords must have been in there somewhere. This is what I love about jazz singing. You stand up and think it’s impossible and then you find you’re actually singing something that sounds at least ok, and sometimes good. It seems to me that jazz is the most analytical of music, it loves itself in the nicest possible way. And the words of the songs are so simple yet effective. We all nearly cried when we came to the last line, when the singer becomes resigned to being heartbroken – ‘good morning heartache, sit down’
To end cheerfully, have you heard the hangover version of that song? It’s called ‘Good Morning Headache’? (I don’t believe that joke is original, even though I’ve just thought of it.)
Ann Alexander

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