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Christian McBride: ''I believe we are living in a historically embarrassing moment in American history.'' - Downbeat December 2025

The Things They Say!

This is a good opportunity to say thanks to BSH for their support of the jazz scene in the North East (and beyond) - it's no exaggeration to say that if it wasn't for them many, many fine musicians, bands and projects across a huge cross section of jazz wouldn't be getting reviewed at all, because we're in the "desolate"(!) North. (M & SSBB on F/book 23/12/24)

Postage

18061 (and counting) posts since we started blogging 17 years ago. 1025 of them this year alone and, so far, 39 this month (Dec. 14).

From This Moment On ...

DECEMBER 2025

Mon 15: Harmony Brass @ Cullercoats Crescent Club. 1:00pm. Free.

Tue 16: Paul Skerritt @ Chakh Dhoom, Jesmond, Newcastle. 7:00pm. Indian restaurant. Skerritt w. backing tapes.
Tue 16: A Jazzy Xmas @ Queen’s Hall, Hexham. 7:30pm. Paul Edis (MD, piano); Jo Harrop (vocals); Kyran Matthews (tenor sax, soprano sax); Faye Thompson (alto sax, clarinet); Sue Ferris (flute, piccolo); Graham Hardy (trumpet, flugelhorn); Jason Holcomb (trombone);Emma Fisk (violin); Andy Champion (double bass); Matt MacKellar (drums).
Tue 16: Jam session @ The Black Swan, Newcastle. 7:30pm. Free. House trio: Stu Collingwood, Paul Grainger, Tim Johnston.

Wed 17: Vieux Carré Jazzmen @ Spanish City, Whitley Bay. 12 noon. £29.00 (inc. bf). ‘Festive Lunch’. VCJ on stage 12 noon (three sets 'til 4:00pm).
Wed 17: Lazy River Band @ Cullercoats Crescent Club. 1:00pm. Free. Veronica Perrin, Chris Perrin, John Farragher, Phil Rutherford
Wed 17: Darlington Big Band @ Darlington & Simpson Rolling Mills Social Club, Darlington. 7:00pm. Free. Rehearsal session (open to the public).
Wed 17: Paul Skerritt @ Middlesbrough Town Hall. 7:00pm. Skerritt w. backing tapes.
Wed 17: A Jazzy Xmas @ Fire Station, Sunderland. 7:30pm. Paul Edis (MD, piano); Jo Harrop (vocals); Kyran Matthews (tenor sax, soprano sax); Faye Thompson (alto sax, clarinet); Sue Ferris (flute, piccolo); Graham Hardy (trumpet, flugelhorn); Jason Holcomb (trombone);Emma Fisk (violin); Andy Champion (double bass); Matt MacKellar (drums).
Wed 17: Take it to the Bridge @ The Globe, Newcastle. 7:30pm. Free.

Thu 18: Paul Skerritt @ YOLO, Ponteland. 7:00pm. ‘Swing & Jazz Night’. Skerritt w. backing tapes.
Thu 18: Joe Steels & Friends @ The Pele, Corbridge. 7:30pm. Free (donations).

Fri 19: Fraser Urquhart @ The Lit & Phil, Newcastle. 1:00pm. £8.00. SOLD OUT! .
Fri 19: Classic Swing @ Cullercoats Crescent Club. 1:00pm. Free..
Fri 19: Rendezvous Jazz @ The Monkseaton Arms. 1:00pm. Free..
Fri 19: New Orleans Preservation Jazz Band @ The Oxbridge Hotel, Stockton. 1:00pm. £5.00..
Fri 19: Castillo Nuevo @ Hotel Gotham, Newcastle. 5:00pm. Free. .
Fri 19: Alexia Gardner @ FIKA Art Gallery, Morpeth. 6:30pm. Gardner, Alan Law, Jude Murphy..
Fri 19: Paul Skerritt @ Middlesbrough Town Hall. 7:00pm. Skerritt w. backing tapes. .
Fri 19: Giles Strong Quartet @ Sunderland Minster. 7:30pm. Old Black Cat Jazz Club..
Fri 19: Creakin’ Bones & the Xmas Dinners @ The White Room, Stanley. 7:45pm. £13.01 (inc. bf)..
Fri 19: Mark Toomey Quintet @ The Traveller’s Rest, Darlington. 8:00pm. Opus 4 Jazz Club.

Sat 20: Jazz Attack @ The Glasshouse, Gateshead. 11:00am. Free.
Sat 20: Alexia Gardner @ FIKA Art Gallery, Morpeth. 6:30pm. Gardner, Alan Law, Jude Murphy. SOLD OUT!
Sat 20: Joseph Carville Trio @ The Vault, Darlington. 7:00pm. Free. CANCELLED!
Sat 20: Ray Stubbs R&B All Stars @ Billy Bootleggers, Ouseburn, Newcastle. 7:00pm. Free.
Sat 20: Hoodoo Blues @ The Globe, Newcastle. 7:15pm (doors). £14.25, £11.55. Dance class, social dancing, live music & Xmas Party. Live music from 9:00pm - Ruth Lambert, Giles Strong, Ian Paterson & John Bradford (jazz and blues).
Sat 20: John Pope Quintet @ Blank Studios, Newcastle. 7:30-8:30pm. £7.70 (inc. bf). Album recording session.

Sun 21: New ’58 Jazz Collective @ Jackosn’s Wharf, Hartlepool. 1:00pm. Free.
Sun 21: Paul Skerritt @ Hibou Blanc, Newcastle. 2:00pm. ‘Xmas Swingalong’. Skerritt w. backing tapes.
Sun 21: Ruth Lambert Trio @ Juke Shed, Union Quay, North Shields. 3:00-5:00pm. Free.
Sun 21: 4B @ The Ticket Office, Whitley Bay. 3:00pm. Free.
Sun 21: Strictly Smokin’ Big Band @ o2 City Hall, Newcastle. 6:00pm. £35.80., £33.25., £31.00.
Sun 21: The Globe Xmas Party @ The Globe, Newcastle. 7:00pm. Free. Live music.
Sun 21: Tweed River Jazz Band @ The Barrels Ale House, Berwick. 7:30pm. Free.

Reviewers wanted

Whilst BSH attempts to cover as many gigs, festivals and albums as possible, to make the site even more comprehensive we need more 'boots on the ground' to cover the albums seeking review - a large percentage of which never get heard - report on gigs or just to air your views on anything jazz related. Interested? then please get in touch. Contact details are on the blog. Look forward to hearing from you. Lance

Thursday, December 16, 2021

Probably the Best Christmas Album Ever

I am often asked “Dave, what Christmas albums should I buy?” and this is my answer:
Firstly, there are a few staples that should be in every collection. The most obvious is A Christmas Gift To You by everyone’s favourite homicidal record producer, Phil Spector. Next, a bit of brass band never goes amiss and my favourite is A Festive Celebration for Brass Band by The Royal Doulton Band. 

You should probably also have a collection of Christmas pop hits. They are all much of a muchness. Try and avoid the ones that have the new Ed and Elton song on as that will curdle your brandy butter at a crucial point on Christmas Day. These collections are usually best bought from charity shops - each puts out a dozen or so for sale in early December. They will still be there with only eight days to go. Finally, before we get to the proper stuff, all the mums and hairdressers like a bit of bubble so Christmas by Michael Bublé should always be in the house in case of emergencies.

Turning now to the serious stuff. There are a lot of good compilations of Christmas related jazz out there. The two I tend to dig out are Yule Struttin’: A Blue Note Christmas on Blue Note and A Jazzy Christmas on, would you believe it Marks & Spencer, who implore us to ‘Have a Cool Yule With This Festive Jazz Selection’. Cool Struttin’ includes both classic Blue Note artists (Chet Baker, Dexter Gordon) and some of the newer generation (Dianne Reeves, Joey Calderazzo, John Scofield) all doing the usual Christmas fayre but with the implicit element of swing. The M&S is mainly older artists (Ella, Dinah, Miles, Billie, Bill Evans) and is definitely worth the £3 I paid for it in the Cancer Research Shop.

“But,” you ask “Doctor Dave, which 5 best non-compilation, single artist jazz albums should I buy?” Well here they are, in reverse order: At number 5 is Jamie Cullum’s The Pianoman at Christmas (Island Records) released in 2020. This might have been higher were it not for the fact that it has been reissued this year with an extra CD which is two fingers to those of us who bought it last year. However, if you like Jamie Cullum, you’ll like this collection of new tunes which all sound like oldies with full orchestral strings on some tracks and more brass on others. All the usual themes (Santa, lights, romance, snow, presents, mistletoe) are covered so if you want something to play whilst hanging the decorations, this fits the bill.

Number 4 is A Jazzy Christmas Carol by Alan Barnes on Woodville Records released in 2015. Dickens is given the full treatment here by a Premier League octet that includes Bruce Adams, Mark Nightingale and David Newton swinging their way through A Christmas Carol with Barnes in his night shirt playing a terrified Ebenezer Scrooge on the front cover. (Elsewhere he also plays Scrooge (track two Bah Humbug) on bass clarinet.)  The music closely follows the story so screaming horns and thunderous drums reflect the terror of the appearance of Marley’s Ghost and The Ghost of Christmas Past (Portrait of Belle) is an elegant slow blues. As you might expect God Bless Us Everyone is a swinging New Orleans stomp. This is another gem from Barnes, which should be played outside of the festive season more than it is.

Incidentally, Miles Davis appears in a ‘blink-and-you’ll-miss-it' moment in one of the filmed versions of a Christmas Carol as ‘Bloke leaning on a lamppost and playing the trumpet’. I’ll leave you to work out which film it was. (Answer below).

In at 3 is Carla’s Christmas Carols with Steve Swallow and the Partyka Brass Quintet by Carla Bley on WATT records, released in 2009.Carla Bley takes apart and reassembles a number of familiar tunes (O Tannenbaum, Joy To The World, God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, Jingle Bells etc.) and adds a couple of her own for a set that questions, at times, how much merry there should be in Christmas. In Away in A Manger, for example, the manger sounds a lot further away than it ever did before. Some of the music is just Bley and Swallow with the horns alternatively warm or intimidating. On The Christmas Song they are full of good cheer, and they ring like bells, up and down the register, on Christmas Bells. This is classic jazz, tilting the world through 20 degrees to shine new light on the familiar and traditional. It’s an album whose strength lies in the imagination of Carla Bley’s arrangements. Wonderful at anytime, magical in December.

Just missing the top spot, at number 2 is Christmas Songs by Diana Krall on Verve, released in 2005. On which Diana Krall wraps her smokey contralto round a collection of the best known Christmas songs, many of which first appeared on the Phil Spector album in 1963, and makes them her own. These are big, lush arrangements which are a perfect frame for her voice and piano playing. Absolutely lovely and the best frocks of any artist on here, including Alan Barnes’ nightshirt.

In at the top is the number 1 essential Christmas Jazz album. The winner is The Christmas Concert by the Tommy Smith Quartet on Spartacus Records released in 2002. Again, a collection of Premier League players with Smith on tenor, Gareth Williams on piano, Orlando Le Fleming bass and Sebastiaan De Krom on drums take on nine of the most familiar songs but the familiar is abandoned as the comfortable melodies become a springboard to epic improvisation. We are lulled into a sense of security with the opener, Winter Wonderland, which starts as if it were an introduction to an hour of ‘mmmm nice’ smooth jazz. But wait, because there is something much bolder lurking in the wings ready to take to the floor. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen sets the tone for the rest of the album. Smith slows down the tempo of the intro and Le Fleming rolls and tumbles his bass around the sax, then it all kicks off with loooong tenor lines and thumping Tyner-esque piano. This is marvellous jazz, if Coltrane had have done Christmas this is what it would have sounded like.

I remember playing this on a cassette Walkman, walking through the town, as it woke up, just before Christmas, to collect my car that I had left outside the party the night before. It was the perfect music on that occasion and I have loved this album ever since.

Btw Miles David was in Scrooged in 1988 with Bill Murray. Dave Sayer

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